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Chapter 1192 How about we talk about the safe?

What the hell is this about sending Earth's coordinates to the Trisolarans? To put it bluntly, they probably don't even know how to send Earth's coordinates.

Don't talk about the Milky Way, the solar system, or Earth. Aliens don't understand Earth's language. Besides, the Milky Way is just a name humans use.

Lin Mo rolled his eyes and said speechlessly, "Then could you urge them? If that doesn't work, I'll buy two cases of pure milk, and you can go and visit them tonight!"

Miss Yuan: "Exactly! Hurry up and treat this as a serious matter!"

Director Wang: "Brother, although I'm not rich, I can still contribute 200 yuan to buy some 92-octane gasoline to speed up the spaceship!"

He Xiaoyue: "No, no, aren't you afraid? The Trisolarans! They can dehydrate and they want to rule the Earth!"

Lin Mo: "What are you panicking about? With the Trisolarans' technology, it will take them at least several hundred years to get here. By then, we'll be long gone. What does it have to do with us!"

Director Wang: "Exactly! We're all just laborers, haven't we heard that the grievances of laborers are greater than those of ghosts? I don't care if they're Trisolarans or Octosolarans, if we all die together, it's the same as if no one dies. Anyway, I won't lose out!"

If it were any other disaster, whether it be an earthquake, tsunami, drought, extreme heat, extreme cold, or even a typhoon, I would try my best to avoid it. But if it were the Trisolarans, then those people wouldn't be afraid of them.

If the Trisolarans want to enslave this generation, they must master the technology of resurrection. If they are dead for hundreds of years and are suddenly resurrected, wouldn't that be like being given a second chance at life? What a wonderful person they are!

“What about our descendants? Surely someone will live to see that day!” He Xiaoyue said.

The squad leader rolled his eyes at him: "You're really meddling. You haven't even taken care of yourself yet, and you're already worrying about your descendants six months from now."

Miss Yuan raised her hand: "I know the answer to this question. I plan to remain unmarried and be childless. Without children and grandchildren, I will have no weakness. I am not afraid of him, a mere Trisolaran."

"Forget about the Trisolarans who only dehydrate; I'm not afraid of even those who can spray water!"

It has to be said that Miss Yuan is too much of a supermodel. She has a car, a house, and savings. She has no offspring, no weaknesses, and no worries. She is simply invincible.

People like her wouldn't have dared to be recruited for the battlefield in ancient times, for fear they would run away.

"Alright, why are you acting like this again? Tell me, I'll give you some advice, and we can have a good laugh too!"

Soon, Lin Mo uploaded and submitted the paper he had finished the night before, and then looked at Chuan Mei and said.

"Ugh~ Don't even mention it. These past two days, I've been following the advice I gave Viagra before, casting a wide net online to catch more fish, but either they're using fake photos or they're trying to take advantage of me and squeeze money out of me."

"The younger ones ask me to buy them milk tea and order takeout; the middle-class ones ask me to buy them clothes and skincare products; the most outrageous ones ask me to transfer money directly to them, can you believe it? I have to transfer money to them just to meet them in person. I remember I was looking for someone to meet online in real life! People who don't know the situation would think I'm someone who can fly all over the country!" the Sichuan girl said helplessly.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo laughed and said, "Hey buddy, you haven't asked anyone out these past two days?"

"No, that's not it. I met up with two people, we had dinner together, and one of them recognized me as Li Shiya. She immediately wanted to become sworn sisters with me and be my best friend."

The other one recognized me too, but she said I wasn't her type, not her favorite type. However, she said she would agree to be with me if I wanted to, but I would have to give her money!

"What is this? I told the Six Doors this reason, but they didn't believe me. Lao Mo, am I that bad? Tell me, what kind of person should I look for?" The Sichuan girl said with a constipated expression, clearly having been quite discouraged these past two days.

I thought that since I was a big internet celebrity, finding a good girl would be a piece of cake. But it turns out that it's much harder.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo thought for a moment before speaking, "What kind of person should you find? That's a good question. If you ask me, you should just find someone who has a child. At least you can be sure that the child isn't yours!"

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Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl slammed her hand on the table and stood up in anger, but her knees immediately throbbed twice, and she felt dizzy and her vision went black as she sat down heavily again.

"You...you."

"Hey, hey, hey, don't get excited, don't get excited. Mozi, you should speak more tactfully. Look how angry you've made this girl from Sichuan. She's almost dead!" Miss Yuan laughed.

Hearing this, Lin Mo rolled his eyes at him and laughed, "Don't blame me, he clearly has low blood pressure and osteoporosis, he should take more calcium supplements!"

Having studied traditional Chinese medicine for so long, he can still diagnose such simple situations. When people squat or sit for a long time and then suddenly stand up, some people will experience dizziness and blurred vision.

This also shows that the Sichuan girl's physical condition is really not good. Not only is she weak, but she also has a lot of health problems.

Not only is his diet irregular, but his sleep schedule is also irregular. He doesn't exercise regularly, and he occasionally likes to do needlework. In addition, he often eats pre-cooked takeout. It would be strange if he were healthy.

"Holy crap, I thought I was going to die just now, thank goodness!" A few seconds later, the Sichuan girl patted her chest with lingering fear.

This condition develops quickly, but recovery is also quick; he has already recovered.

Miss Yuan: "Relax, good people don't live long, but evil people live a long life. Although you're fragile, you're very hard to kill. Don't worry, you won't die so easily!"

"I felt like I was seeing a revolving lantern just now. Oh well, never mind. Or maybe it's more important. I was really afraid I'd die. I've only just started earning money, and I haven't even had a chance to enjoy the good life yet. All that glitz and glamour, all that extravagance and decadence—I haven't experienced any of it. It's a close call that I died before I even spent all my money. Hey? Do you guys think I should buy a burial plot and be buried with you? Find a place with mountains and water. You can't always look at what's in front of you. Besides, the real estate market isn't doing well right now, so burial plots should be cheaper too!" Chuanmei asked.

Upon hearing this, everyone rolled their eyes, but Miss Yuan offered professional advice.

"Don't buy it. If you really want to prepare a place for yourself, go to the bank, spend 10,000 yuan to rent a safe for 25 years. It will be kept at a constant temperature and humidity, warm in winter and cool in summer. Isn't that more comfortable than lying in your cemetery?"

As for feng shui, that bank has been inspected by countless feng shui masters, so there's absolutely no problem.

As for the gold, silver, jewelry, antiques, and paintings stored in the safe next to you, those are your burial goods. If someone takes them, you can consider your tomb robbed.

Bank employees have secure, permanent jobs; they work for decades, generation after generation. They're like living terracotta warriors! You're even more powerful than Qin Shi Huang, who used terracotta warriors made by firing.

Look, there are terracotta warriors and burial goods of gold and silver. What are you compared to them? This is the standard for kings and generals.

You were just an ordinary animal in life, but you became a king or general after death. How awesome is that!

As for the issue of descendants burning paper money for you every Qingming Festival, we don't need their stuff. We're all sitting in bank vaults, how could we be short of money? Tell me, isn't this better than a cemetery?

Of course, the prerequisite is to find a large bank, not a rural credit cooperative, which might go bankrupt at any time.

Miss Yuan chattered away, leaving the others speechless, as if a whole new world had opened up for them!

The next second, Lin Mo, Director Wang, and Chuan Mei suddenly stood up.

"What are you doing? You scared me!" Miss Yuan exclaimed in surprise.

Lin Mo: "I suddenly want to go to the bank to deposit some money!"

Sichuan girl: "What a coincidence, I also wanted to do some business at the bank!"

Director Wang: "I'm going to deposit 200 yuan in cash!"

The three girls rolled their eyes in unison, and the class monitor shoved Wang back into his seat, spitting, "You should stay away from those two; it'll make you stupid!"

"Hey? Squad leader, that's really rude of you. We're like two big brothers, neither of us looks down on the other. If you say we're not smart, then how smart is Director Wang?" Lin Mo quickly interjected.

The Sichuan girl nodded: "That's right, that's right. If we're just talking about intelligence, even if Lao Mo and I took our brains out and weighed them, we'd both weigh two ounces more than Lao Wang. You're saying we're not smart enough!"

Yes, the three of them were genuinely tempted. Everyone dies eventually, it's just a matter of time. Rather than letting someone else take over such a huge business opportunity, they might as well reserve a spot for themselves. It wouldn't cost much anyway, only 10,000 yuan for 25 years. That's amazing, much cheaper than a cemetery plot, and the lease can be renewed.

When one bank's cash flow dwindled, I'd go to another. I rotated between several banks, and I took turns looking after the bank tellers. Brilliant!

“No, it seems we’ve gone a bit off-topic. Weren’t we supposed to be discussing Sichuan girls’ love lives?” He Xiaoyue said from the side.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl waved her hands repeatedly: "I suddenly realized that compared to good health and the ability to enjoy the life of a king or general after death, things like relationships aren't so urgent!"

Everyone:

“Actually, there are shortcuts to finding a partner that can increase the chances of success,” He Xiaoyue suddenly said.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl's eyes lit up: "Oh? Really? Tell me quickly!"

Lin Mo: "Didn't you say you weren't in a rush when it came to relationships?"

Sichuan girl: "If there were a shortcut, who wouldn't want to take it!"

He Xiaoyue: "Next time you eat with someone of the opposite sex, don't sit next to them or across from them. Just sit right in the pot and ask them if you're their type."

If she's interested in you, then you two are a couple. If she says you're not her type, just leave and don't waste your time!

Sichuan girl:.

"No, the hot pot I ate yesterday used me as tripe to cook!"

Miss Yuan: "You can also take a bath, and after dinner, have some wasabi as sashimi! Wahahaha!"

"You're out of your mind! You actually believe Xiaoyue's methods? She herself has been deceived by scumbags, what shortcuts does she know?" the class monitor laughed.

Upon hearing this, Chuanmei immediately realized, "Yes, He Xiaoyue is just like Miss Yuan. One of them is love-struck and got cheated on by a scumbag, while the other has no feelings for a man and lives a wild life. Two single people teaching another single person how to find a partner is just too abstract."

Sichuan Girl: "Um, how about we talk about the safe instead?"

Everyone:

(End of this chapter)