Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

Chapter 29 The Campus Squad

This is a newly opened cafeteria, not far from the school.Although it has just opened for a few days, the business is very good. At the beginning, Duan Ze didn't think there was anything special about it. When he actually walked inside, he realized that more than 200 yuan per person is very reasonable, and the seafood is all live. Yes, although there is no such expensive category, it is better than freshness.

After several people were seated, Lin Pang gave all five coupons to the waiter as if paying a large sum of money. Within 3 minutes, they came with two pots with different soup bases, one pot of clear soup and one pot of spicy soup.

There are only a few star-carved mushrooms and scallions floating on the clear soup, which looks very bland.Relatively speaking, Duan Ze is more fond of the booming hot pot, and has a lot of appetite.

Duan Ze took a glance and found that Lin Pang was gone. Just as he was wondering, in a blink of an eye, he saw a familiar figure from behind in the seasoning area, even though there was nothing in the soup yet...

"Who will catch fish with me?"

When Duan Ze asked, Yi Feiran also got up.

"I'll go with you."

The two naturally contracted the task of catching fish.When they walked to the fish tank, the waiter kindly handed them a long pole, and the end of the long pole was a fishing net.The fish tanks in front of them are rectangular in shape, each five or six meters long, and each tank is filled with different types of fresh food.

"President, have you ever caught fish?"

"No." Yi Feiran thought for a while and said, "But I don't think it should be difficult."

"It seems that two inexperienced people are going to learn a lot today."

After Duan Ze finished speaking, a grass carp suddenly swam in front of him. He quickly stretched out his long pole and scooped it up quickly, but it was empty, and the fish had already reached the other end of the tank in an instant.

Duan Ze didn't win the battle, instead of being discouraged, he got into a fight with this grass carp, chasing that fish around the tank.

"President, your end, my end!"

Yi Feiran quickly received Duan Ze's order, and the two of them blocked one end, and soon succeeded in catching the grass carp.However, the fish struggled frantically at the mouth of the net, and not only escaped in the end, but also successfully threw water from Yi Feiran's upper body, including his face.

Duan Ze swears that he has never seen Yi Feiran so embarrassed.

"Hahahahaha, President, can you do it!"

Yi Feiran raised his head, and Duan Ze's smile stopped for a second.At the same time, the fleeing grass carp fell into Duan Zekong's net.Duan stayed for a second, and then quickly picked up the net with both hands.

As a result, it was discovered that no bag was prepared after catching it, so the grass carp began to struggle frantically in the fishing net again.Just now Duan Ze's ruthless ridicule towards Yi Feiran, all the retribution was returned to him.

"Ahhh! What should the president do? What should I do? Who is eating who! President, you should think of a way!!"

Duan Ze tried his best to get the pole as far as possible to avoid being harmed again. Not long after, Yi Feiran also brought a special black thickened plastic bag, and Duan Ze quickly poured the grass carp into it like a nest of hot hands. in the bag.

Tie the knot, tie the knot.

Just as the two breathed a sigh of relief, the grass carp that had been "sealed" in the bag twisted up again, connected to the bag, and beat into a black spinning top on the ground.

"President, let's...let's eat something else."

This thing is too dangerous, before it was put into the pot, I was sucked to death by it.

After the two people with the same opinion let the "cool little spinning top" on the ground go, they came to the "Sea Shrimp" area together. Compared with the fish covered in scales and slippery, the shrimp is extremely docile. A few were particularly energetic and rebellious, but Duan Ze and Yi Feiran still caught a lot of them, as well as the best shellfish to catch.

When returning home, Duan Ze looked at the time, and actually spent four to ten minutes catching the ingredients. Duan Ze suddenly understood how cunning the merchant was. The price per person was 10, and the dining time was only two hours.Unless a fisherman comes!One fork is accurate, otherwise the store will lose money.

"Aze, why did you come back? I'm almost... full of crabs."

Duan Ze sighed

"Whoever catches it will know, and no one will ask me to catch fish again."

After playing basketball all afternoon, and just catching ingredients, Duan Ze was so hungry that his stomach groaned for the first time.Resolutely sat down face to face with Yi Feiran, one chose the clear soup pot, the other chose the spicy soup pot, and started cooking.Although the tastes of the two are different, the inhalation ability of the food is amazing. After a while, all the things that took more than 40 minutes were taken away.Lin Pang was so shocked that he forgot to eat the crabs.As a result, Duan Ze slammed his mouth, and said:

"President, shall we catch some Pipi shrimp?"

"it is good."

Lin Pang looked at the hill they had piled up with shells, shrimp shells, and various sea shells in just over 40 minutes, and looked at his poor crab legs, and suddenly felt that he was too useless.

"Can you tall people eat like this?"

Chang Yang smiled and said nothing.

After finishing the buffet, the group finally broke up.Chang Yang and Lin Pang went back to school, and the two walked away after arguing.Duan Ze and Yi Feiran were on the same road for the first half, and there was no reason not to go together, so the only student who came to make up the number from the student union was placed on the order.

Duan Ze kindly asked:

"Are you a day student too? Are you going the same way? We can go together."

"No... I'm a boarding student."

Would he say that he really wanted to go back to school the same way, but was scared back by the vice president's stare?

"Then... President, I will go first."

"it is good."

"Then let's go too, President."

Duan Ze casually hung the backpack on his shoulder and started the long journey home.

"Hey, President, I heard Hu Xiaoxuan say that your student union has been catching a thief who steals girls' things recently, right? Is this really the case?"

"Well. Because the other party is always operating in the blind spot of surveillance, people have not caught it, but fortunately, he has restrained himself recently. But Chang Yang has already intervened, so there should be no problem."

"Oh... so..."

Yi Feiran knew what Duan Ze was thinking without even thinking about it.

"You don't want to think about other things until the matter of your family is resolved."

"Tsk, what do you call my family? President, you can't say that. We are innocent. I have never held hands with a girl of my age. Don't accuse me...why do you think so?" Look at me, I mean it. But then again" Duan Ze is more than just a little curious

"President, do you have a girlfriend?"

"No."

"really?"

"real."

After Yi Feiran finished speaking, he suddenly felt some warmth between his palms, and looked down...

"President, there is actually one thing that I have been hiding from you for a long time. I like you. Although I look inconspicuous and foolish, what I did before was actually just to attract your attention."

Yi Feiran didn't pull away the hand held by Duan Ze, but instead smiled and said:

"Have you been detained for probation?"

Duan Ze pondered for a while, then said:

"No."

"Then you want to try?"

"...I don't want to!" Duan Ze let go of his paw obediently.

"Just kidding, just kidding, don't take it seriously, you will grow up, haha."

"Not funny."

"Yeah...then what are you laughing at?"

Yi Feiran didn't answer, Duan Ze still followed behind asking for answers.The two quickly reached the fork in the road, and after saying goodbye, they walked in two directions.

......

Two days later, on Friday, it was a day when students were free to come and go.So at eight o'clock in the evening, Duan Ze, who should have returned home from the last class, was wandering around the school in a black top.In his hand, he was holding a campus map that Lin Pang had checked for him.

How could he not come to such an interesting thing as catching perverts?

According to Yi Feiran, if the other party knows how to avoid surveillance, it must mean that he must be a veteran, which is a good challenge.Duan Ze found a place to sit down and stared at the classmates who were walking back and forth on the square.

After an hour of this, he quickly spotted a boy in a black sweater among the crowd.Duan Ze hid his smile and followed directly.When he followed to some open place, Duan Ze confirmed that he could not escape from his hunting range, and decisively rolled up his sleeves and prepared to rush up.Unfortunately, because he was so motivated, he was almost strangled to death by his own momentum when he was grabbed by the back collar.

who? !Big night of murder!

"...President? What a coincidence, hehehe."

Duan Ze's "murderous aura" disappeared instantly after seeing that the culprit was Yi Feiran.

"What are you doing here?"

Duan Ze pretended to be stupid:

"What, what, I didn't do anything. It is the duty of students to protect the school. Well, the president, don't talk about me, and that guy will run away."

Duan Ze was about to rush forward, but was pulled back by Yi Feiran.

"It doesn't fit here."

"why?"

Yi Feiran explained:

"He is a sports student in the school, and the open space is suitable for running, but none of us can catch up with him. In terms of endurance, there is no chance of winning."

Duan Ze sweated a little, thanks to the fact that the guy in front of him had wrapped himself up tightly, Duan Ze really didn't see the appearance of a sports student in this chubby figure.

Fortunately, I didn't catch up, otherwise it would definitely be a bad thing.

"Then what to do now?"

"How do you know it's his?"

Yi Feiran didn't answer the question, Duan Ze curled the corner of his mouth.It's show time!

"It's simple. I heard that the school's hip-hop club has a performance tonight, and the girls who participated will have a dinner after the performance. It won't be until twelve o'clock."

In other words, during this time period, their dormitories are empty.

"This guy didn't dare to act because of your student union for so many days. It would be a pity not to take this opportunity to make a profit. What I have to do is to keep an eye on the dormitory of individual girls, and see who comes from there, and check There is an investigation. He looks like a villain at first glance, so he must not be a good person."

Duan Ze and Yi Feiran quietly followed the boy for a long time, passed the square, walked across two sidewalks, and came to a green corridor.The green promenade is the best place for couples. Not only are there beautiful cobblestones on the ground, but also densely manicured bushes on both sides. When the moonlight shines down at night, it is coated with a thin layer of brilliance, which is extremely romantic.

But at this time, there was no one there.

"President, do you have a solution? Tell me quickly, he is almost home."

"hold on."

The two are now in a stalking state, so it is inconvenient to talk more.Duan Ze kept muttering, and followed Duan Ze and the man in Weiyi to keep a close distance.

When the man in Wei Yi walked to the length of the promenade, Duan Ze suddenly felt his eyes were covered with hands, and in the next second, he saw a glare of light through his fingers.After getting used to the light in front of him, Yi Feiran moved his hands away from Duan Ze's eyes, only to see that Lin Pang and Chang Yang had stopped at the end of the corridor at some point.

It turned out to be an ambush.