Chapter 16 Two hair balls
Chapter 16 Two hair balls
What should be paid attention to when raising a cat, Xiang Ru went to ask Panda again.
Panda returned quickly. First, he sent Professor Xiang a famous moving picture of Zhenxiang, and then a document. Xiang Ru read it expressionlessly.
I, Xiang Ru, do not keep cats.
What's so good about raising a cat? If you have too much hair, you have to shovel shit.
Then the screen turned, and the character inside was holding a little white cat that was on the P, and said "really fragrant".
Professor Xiang said: I don't really understand your stalk...
He clicked on the document called "Guidelines for Raising Cats (for personal use)", and when he saw that there were more than 300 pages displayed at the bottom, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he simply looked at the catalog first.
Before finishing the catalog, Panda threw over a bunch of links to books. Xiang Ru roughly scanned the titles: "Guide to Raising Cats", "The Complete Book of Raising Cats", "Dictionary of Cat Language", "Big Book of Cat Family Medicine" Encyclopedia...
Xiang Ru paused, "...Thank you."
"I still have a few official accounts here, you can also pay attention to them, do you want to add Dr. Lin's WeChat account? If there is anything wrong with the cat, you can contact her directly..." Panda dutifully guided the new shovel shit officer.
Xiang Ru rubbed his forehead. This can be said to be the strangest list of books he has ever received. Now he really wants to ask Panda if he majored in zoology.
After thinking about it, Xiang Ru didn't ask any questions, and sent a thank you expressionlessly.
So on this rare free weekend, Professor Xiang didn't exercise, read literature, or do projects. Instead, he checked Panda's files, opened the shopping software, and bought some books and pet supplies.
Mao Tuanzi jumped onto the table and became very interested in the computer in front of him and the mobile phone in Xiang Ru's hand, especially the mobile phone.
In the information that Orange Cat gave him, mobile phones are very important to human beings, so it is not surprising that he is now curious about this square object.
Watching the cat jump on the keyboard, Xiang Ru felt a little headache, so he quickly pulled the connection, and then lifted the cat down.
"Don't come up," he warned.
"I'll do it!" Mao Tuanzi tilted his head, became more curious, and jumped on the keyboard again, raised his chin, very embarrassed, "I'm going to do it, what can you do to me~"
Not to mention, the feeling of stepping on the keyboard is not bad. Mao Tuanzi moved his feet, and the keyboard was sunken a few pieces. When he lifted his foot, it bulged again, and when he stepped on it, it sank again...
Stepping, stepping, lifting, he had a great time.
Xiang Ru then lifted the milk cat down.
After a while, Mao Tuanzi jumped onto the table again, and continued to step on the keyboard, watching the keycaps sag and bulge, and the pupils round and shiny, obviously enjoying playing this way.
Looking at this scene, Xiang Ru fell into deep thought, and was about to ask Panda again. After realizing that he had disturbed him too many times, he chose to ask for help from the search software.
——What if the cat likes to step on the keyboard?
After getting rid of obvious advertisements and unreliable websites, he found a normal-looking exchange post and clicked in.
[What else can I do?My master killed my group, so I can only choose to forgive him [Show hands]]
[Of course I choose to forgive him [funny] [funny] [funny]]
【Put a shoebox on the table】
[buy another keyboard]
[There is no other way except to beat up ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭】
……
Of course, Xiang Ru couldn't beat up a kitten. He looked at the kitty playing very hard, reopened the shopping software, and placed an order to buy a keyboard.
The current logistics speed is quite good. I placed an order on Saturday morning, and almost everything arrived in less than a day.
Xiang's father and Xiang's mother went to the company, and there were only two of them at home. The courier boxes that Yi Shiyu helped to sign for were piled up in half the living room...
She looked at the pile of things belonging to Xiang Ru in the living room, twitched the corners of her mouth speechlessly, greeted Xiang Ru, and resignedly opened the courier.
The big ones include cat nests, cat tunnels, cat climbing frames, and turntable balls, and the small ones include mouse dolls, tumblers, cat teasers... and miscellaneous pet shampoo collars and the like.
Yi Shiyu stared at the pile of things, sighed, and continued to disassemble.
A lot of cat litter and cat food... Is this going to open a pet store?
After dismantling, one or two books on raising cats, and many tomes...
Yi Shiyu: Thank you for your hard work. It turns out that raising a cat requires so much homework.
Xiang Ru was still taming the cat in his room.From diet to lazard, he made a very detailed form, without considering whether normal cats could understand what he said, he began to explain to the milk cat one by one.
Mao Tuanzi was lying on the ground, while he had to pay attention to pretending not to be very smart, lest people get suspicious and then called a Taoist priest to kill him, and at the same time he had to work hard to meet Xiang Ru's requirements.
What is sitting and sitting, standing and standing?
What does it mean to not be able to lie down/paralyzed/prone at will?
Mao Tuanzi lay limp on the ground, this is not in line with my habits!
We demons don't pay much attention to it, and the big daddy and the second daddy don't take care of him like that.
Xiang Ru picked up the water glass, took a sip of warm water, and continued to stare at the milk cat on the ground whose movements did not conform to the norm.
Mao Tuanzi stared back innocently.
I like how I feel comfortable. I lie on my stomach when I am comfortable on my stomach. I lie down when I am comfortable on my stomach. I am paralyzed when I am comfortable when I am paralyzed.
Doesn't it feel uncomfortable to sit and stand like a man?
Being a cat is so miserable, he began to sympathize with the orange cat.
Mao Tuanzi resisted silently, and Xiang Ru didn't do anything about it. Now he felt that teaching cats was more difficult than teaching those students whose minds were only eating, drinking and having fun all day long.
Xiang Ru took another sip of water, the milk cat was still paralyzed on the ground, his eyes were all loose, and he didn't look energetic at all.
He thought for a while, then suddenly said, "What do you want to eat later?"
Mao Tuanzi's eyes lit up in a flash, as if filling a whole starry sky into it, he looked at Xiang Ru with sparkling and expectant eyes, and the frequency of flicking his tail was much faster.
The corner of Xiang Ru's mouth curled up slightly, and he began to slowly name the dishes, all of which were meat dishes, "Boiled fish, braised pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, braised prawns..."
Every time he said the name of a dish, Mao Tuanzi's eyes lit up, and finally he couldn't help standing up, scratching the man's trouser legs with his paws, and loudly said: "I! All! I want it!"
Xiang Ru carried the milk cat downstairs, and Yi Shiyu slumped on the sofa, pointing feebly at the piles of pet supplies, "It's all yours."
Xiang Ru was a little surprised, "All of them?"
Yi Shiyu nodded in affirmation.
Xiang Ru pinched the milk cat's ears. He felt that he didn't buy much, but the pile of things in front of him clearly told him: What you think is just what you think.
Ignoring those items for the time being, Xiang Ru put down the cat, washed his hands and prepared to cook, and asked Yi Shiyu by the way: "Are parents coming back for lunch?"
"They said they were eating at the company, and today it might be just the two of us." Yi Shiyu also washed his hands, ready to help Xiang Ru.
Xiang's mother doesn't like to invite aunts, and she doesn't want to touch the sun with her hands. In Xiang's family, the men have always been in charge of cooking.
Xiang's father was good at crafting, and even his three sons were forced to learn a lot, so Xiang Ru would naturally do it.
Yi Shiyu had already steamed the rice, and Xiang Ru looked at the ingredients and started cooking after washing his hands.
The hot oil is crackling in the pan, and the short ribs are deep-fried until they are golden and crispy, exuding a fragrant oily smell. After the pan is removed, the prepared sugar and vinegar sauce are heated in the pan. The sugar melts slowly, and caramel floats faintly in the air. sweet fragrance.
When the sugar and vinegar sauce are blended seamlessly, the sweet and sour flavor in the pot has reached its peak. At this time, put the fried pork ribs into the pot, stir-fry them for color, remove them and put them on a plate. A delicious sweet and sour pork ribs is complete.
Mao Tuanzi quietly went to the kitchen, saw Xiang Ru concentrating on scratching the back of the shrimp, and didn't notice him, so he jumped up and ran towards the plate of sweet and sour pork ribs.
Seeing that he was infinitely close to the dinner plate, Yi Shiyu behind him grabbed the skin of the milk cat's neck.
A shrimp dangled in front of him. Yi Shiyu carried the fur ball and put it in the living room. After entering the kitchen, he closed the door smoothly.
The one left in the living room with the Maotuanzi was an uncooked shrimp that was bent into a bow shape and placed in a small dish with the shrimp guns and shrimp legs removed.
Mao Tuanzi: "..."
Xiang Ru heard the sound of closing the door, and asked casually, "Is the onion and ginger ready?"
Yi Shiyu washed his hands, and put the chopped green onion, ginger and chopped green onion not far from Xiang Ru, "It's just the two of us, are you still cooking fish?"
"Cook if you want to eat..."
Yi Shiyu shook his head, "Forget it, it's a waste if you can't finish it."
Xiang Ru didn't answer any more. After mixing the sauce and mixing it evenly, he started to fry the shrimp in hot oil.
The blue-colored shrimp turned red in the hot air not long after it was put into the pot. The shrimp skin was fried to a crisp, and the shrimp oil came out, bubbling and bubbling. Turning over continued, the fragrance gradually became stronger.
The addition of cooking wine makes the heat in the pot more turbulent, and the fishy smell of the shrimp is further removed. After stir frying, add ginger, shallot and sauce, and turn to low heat to simmer slowly.
During the stewing process, ginger and scallions are supplemented with shrimp meat and shrimp oil, and the mellow aroma is getting stronger and stronger, making the hairy balls outside the kitchen door swallow their saliva. The prawns were swept away.
When the soup is thick, take the shrimp out of the pan and put on a plate, sprinkle with chopped green onion, the oily red of the shrimp and the green of the green onion complement each other, it looks delicious.
However, Mao Tuanzi couldn't eat it for a while, so he could only scratch the kitchen door with his paws, meowing non-stop.
Too greedy cat... demon!
Xiang Ru is simply not human!
You can smell it, but you can't eat it!
……
Mao Tuanzi had been slandering outside the door for an unknown amount of time, but the kitchen door finally opened, and delicious food was served on the table.
Because there are only two people in the family, Xiang Ru simply made sweet and sour pork ribs, braised shrimp in oil, fried shredded potatoes and a smooth broth.
Mao Tuanzi couldn't wait to sit on the table, looked at Xiang Ru with watery eyes, and made a meow and a lingering meow.
Yi Shiyu looked at Xiang Ru, the man was expressionless but he didn't drive the cat out, so he went to get a clean plate and put it in front of the cat.
Mao Tuanzi pushed the plate to the middle, staring at the dishes on the table with a faint glow in his eyes.
The corners of Xiang Ru's mouth twitched slightly, while he was eating, he was adding vegetables to the empty plate.
The hair dumplings are very satisfying...
The ribs are sweet and sour and delicious.
The braised prawns are delicious and crispy, too.
This shredded potato is crispy and delicious... shredded potato?
Mao Tuanzi silently pushed the shredded potatoes on the plate aside, patted Xiang Ru's hand with its furry paws, continued, don't stop, I want to eat more meat, ribs and shrimp.
Xiang Ru picked up a piece of slippery meat...
The Maotuanzi smelled it and ate it. It was delicious and not bad.
Yi Shiyu planed the white rice, looked at Xiang Ru hesitantly, and then looked at the fluffy balls of a milk cat, as if he wanted to say something but dared not.
Seeing that the dishes on the table were decreasing at an incredible speed, she decisively stretched out her chopsticks and put some shredded potatoes in the bowl.
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If I had known that Xiang Ru was so intemperate in feeding cats, I shouldn't have refused to boil fish at that time.
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