I'm really not the god of time.

Chapter 81 The Assimilation Ritual of the [School of Enchantment]

But Xia Youran was also very quick-witted.

Her inner "cat-stealing radar" was already frantically sounding the alarm.

She grabbed Zhang Lingyun's arm and said:

"You only went shopping with me today, right?"

Zhang Lingyun smiled and said:

"Of course, I don't have that kind of good relationship with other people either."

Zhuang Wenwen stopped in her tracks and gritted her teeth.

Gao Yuanfan immediately displayed the qualities of a sycophant.

They boasted that they were VIP members of "Golden Rose" and could enjoy premium member discounts.

Let Zhuang Wenwen choose any potion, and I will buy it for her.

Zhang Lingyun ignored them.

They walked straight to the shelf displaying the "Enchantment School" products.

The first potion he chose was a first-level spell, Command.

This spell has many limitations:

It can only target one person, use only one word, and perform only one action.

For example, "Come here," "Kneel down," "Open your mouth," "Lick it quickly"...

It's very simple, but very powerful.

The downside is that it cannot execute complex commands, nor can it be used against opponents of a higher level.

However, it works quite well for ordinary people.

Zhang Lingyun took the bottle of potion and said:

"If another boy harasses you, you can tell him to 'get lost'."

Xia Youran pouted and said with a soft sarcasm:

"Did you buy this potion for me, or for yourself?"

Zhang Lingyun smiled at her and said:

"For the two of us."

Xia Youran gave a sweet hum.

She knew that although Zhang Lingyun didn't say it, she actually didn't want other boys to get close to her.

Of course, Xia Youran herself also felt that those guys who tried to chat her up were quite annoying.

She clearly knew nothing; she just saw that he was pretty and decided to pester him relentlessly.

If they were truly asked to take responsibility for their own lives, could they do it?

I'm afraid they'll turn around and run away once they find out they're in debt!

So this [Command] potion is pretty good for her.

Zhuang Wenwen was so angry that her lips almost turned blue when she saw the two of them standing so close together.

She's so regretful now!

She thought to herself, "If only I had agreed to Zhang Lingyun's proposal when I was in my first year of high school."

The little fox spirit next to her didn't even get a chance to appear.

Unfortunately, reality doesn't offer so many hypotheticals.

Now I'm standing shoulder to shoulder with Zhang Lingyun.

It wasn't Zhuang Wenwen, the former white moonlight, but Xia Youran, who fell from the sky.

Zhang Lingyun and Xia Youran watched for a while longer.

I then chose a bottle of the first-level [Rainbow Spray] potion.

This potion is also very interesting.

It can emit seven-colored light from its palms or mouth, causing severe optical pollution.

Although it has no lethality, it can cause the opponent to be temporarily blinded.

For a first-level spell, this is actually quite useful.

Zhang Lingyun nodded.

I never imagined that the [Charm School] had so many useful spells.

Zhang Lingyun directly bought two bottles of the [Seven-Colored Spray] potion.

He planned to let Xia Youran digest the contents of the bottle and then trade one of the bottles to himself.

In this way, the two people can share their skills.

The saleswoman at the [Potion Shop] looked at Xia Youran with a hint of jealousy.

The first time the two of them came, they clearly said they were cousins.

But now it seems that's not the case at all; the way my cousin looks at my cousin is completely different.

Moreover, this girl pretending to be her cousin was constantly looking at the potions of the [Enchantment School].

She looks like a very seductive vixen.

She sighed softly to herself, feeling that she had no chance of rising to the top.

Why is God so unfair to her?

Good men are all snatched up by bad women.

Despite having some reservations, her service was still excellent.

She introduced with a smile:

"Gentlemen, actually, witches of the [Enchantment School] are not necessarily confined to the [Enchantment School]; they can also choose potions from the [Illusion School], which is similar to it."

Zhang Lingyun nodded and asked:

"So, do you have any recommendations?"

The waitress brought out an empty bottle.

It appears that there is nothing inside.

But the weight transmitted through my fingertips indicated that it contained a magic potion.

The waitress explained:

"I recommend to you the most classic [Illusion School] potion, the second-circle [Invisibility] potion."

Zhang Lingyun's eyes widened.

Those who frequently watch movies about invisibility should know just how incredible the art of invisibility can be.

To his utter surprise, the spell only had two rings.

Zhang Lingyun made a quick decision and bought two bottles of magic potion.

Then, Zhang Lingyun bought low-level magic potions such as [Disguise], [Illusionary Sound], and [Illumination].

And I bought two bottles of each kind.

When it came time to pay the bill, it cost a total of over two million.

The waitress was experiencing both pain and pleasure.

The painful thing is that she never had the chance to rise to power.

The good thing is, by latching onto a rich person, I'll get my commission again this month.

Gao Yuanfan and Zhuang Wenwen, who were secretly watching from the side, were also stunned by the two's extravagant spending.

Within half an hour of entering the store, they had easily spent over two million.

Zhuang Wenwen really couldn't understand it.

She knew before that Zhang Lingyun came from an ordinary family.

Did they win a huge lottery prize?

***

The two returned home after shopping.

Zhang Lingyun prepared dinner as usual.

Xia Youran is researching how to digest the magic potion.

She soon discovered a problem.

The digestion conditions for low-level [Charm School] potions are basically the same.

The goal is to seduce a member of the opposite sex and make them fall in love with you.

It's difficult to evaluate these digestive conditions.

It's simple in some ways, and difficult in others.

It's simple because she doesn't have the disgusting condition of "eating rotten flesh" like the Necromancers.

The difficulty lies in the fact that "priceless treasures are easy to find, but a loving man is hard to come by."

True love is such a luxury; how can it be obtained so easily?

Xia Youran sat there blankly for a while.

He turned his head and looked into the kitchen.

Through the sliding glass door, Zhang Lingyun was busy at work.

It wasn't that Xia Youran was lazy and didn't want to cook dinner.

It's really because of her witch-like sense of taste that the dishes she makes are very strange.

It's okay for her to make a simple breakfast.

Zhang Lingyun absolutely could not accept eating that strange stuff for dinner.

Xia Youran hesitated for a moment.

Suddenly, he stood up, tilted his head back, and drank a bottle of magic potion.

Then she took off her coat and skirt, put on only an apron, and went into the kitchen.

Zhang Lingyun had just finished cooking a dish when he stared at Xia Youran in astonishment.

Looking at that alluring, almost sinful figure, I wonder what this little witch is up to.

They had clearly banned taking down Baron Nashor before.

Xia Youran swayed her waist gently.

Trying hard to act like the [Scholar of Enchantment] should.

She lightly licked her rosy lips and asked:

"Zhang Lingyun, do you truly love me?"

Zhang Lingyun answered without much hesitation:

"Of course."