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"Next, I announce that this month, everyone's tasks will not be security guards! All of them will give me a stall every day!"
Captain Zhou stirred up waves with one stone!
Security guards, blow up the pot
"I'll go, let me set up a stall?"
"Oh my god, what do I know about setting up a stall?"
"Setting up a stall? Is it okay if I have facial paralysis?"
"I've never sold anything in my life! Isn't this funny?"
But commands are commands.
Under Captain Zhou's high-handed policy, no one dared not listen.
then
That night.
The mighty army of security guards, ah bah, it's an army of stalls, and they're dispatched.
The endless army of stalls, carrying all kinds of burdens, pushing all kinds of carts, begged to fight!
That scene made people laugh and cry.
Many citizens who came out for a walk at night were stunned when they saw this huge army of stalls.
There was a lot of discussion.
"I'm going, what is this for?"
"They were all plainclothes, but they all looked like plainclothes police."
"Where? These people are walking in a straight step, and they are still neat. How do they look like they are here to set up a stall?"
"Haha, I recognize these people. They seem to be security guards before? Are they all here to set up stalls?"
"What kind of moth is this? Hire a security brigade to set up a stall? What can they sell?"
Although there was a lot of discussion, the security guards were also expressionless. In order to complete the task, they were forced to open!
Jiang Chen, also set up a stall!
Captain Zhou and Sha Zhu also came to set up a stall with carts.
Don't say
Although the security guards are very awkward in their acting skills, they are not very good, and they don’t care about setting up stalls. They have everything, selling popsicles, gadgets, pancakes and fruits, as well as Malatang and kebabs. Yes, everything is there, but at least the number of people is there, and the scale has increased.
As far as the eye can see, the night market is vast, full of big guys from all walks of life, setting up stalls and selling things, it is very lively.
This also attracted many citizens to join in the fun and watch the theater.
"How much do you sell this for?"
"Well, how did you sell it?"
"Are you really a seller? Why can't you even use a computer?"
All kinds of ridiculous things emerged one after another.
"You are a child's homework book, one is 2 yuan, I want 2, and I will give you 10 yuan, how much should you ask me for?"
"Isn't it 5 yuan?"
"Ma Dan! How much is 22?"
"5."
"You are blind!"
All kinds of noise, all kinds of noise
Jiang Chen was very quiet among a group of security guards.
After a busy day of setting up stalls.
The night was getting darker.
Ready to settle.
Captain Zhou called the security guards together.
The security guards who set up a stall for a day made all kinds of complaints.
Eyebrows danced with joy, all kinds of sand sculptures.
A security guard burped and patted his stomach: "I finished the food by myself, close the stall!"
Everyone: "..."
"I opened the stall today. I want to sell bubble tea to make some money. Two people from the next door came to buy it. I was quite excited and finally opened. But the two people rushed to pay the bill and knocked down my stall!"
A security guard was crying.
"On the first day of setting up the stall, I purchased 10 lollipops at a purchase price of 2 cents, sold 5 lollipops, and made a profit of 6 yuan. On the way back, I encountered a barbecue stall and spent 2. After the calculation, I lost 158!"
"The sun is too strong today. It was so hot that I ate up all the popsicles at my stall, and I bought a bowl of sugar water on credit from the neighbor next door. It was really too hot. What kind of stall should I set up? In the end, I closed the stall. , went to the hotel and opened an hourly room for 35 yuan and fell asleep."
Jiang Chen:!
Another security guard: "Madan! It's the first day I went out of the stall today. I went to the pancake and fruit stall! As a result, I smashed 4 eggs and ate 8 pancakes by myself. The breeze blew across my face. At this moment feeling very confused”
Jiang Chen burst out laughing!
Ma Dan, talent!
Did you eat 8 pancakes by yourself?
Everyone is a talent!
They are so nice to speak and so creative!
There was also a security guard, who was beaming with joy and said: "I came out to sell breakfast today, and I sold a breakfast for 4 yuan. The customer said it was too bad, so he smashed the stall, and finally paid me 500. Today's income is 504, and tomorrow I will pay [-]." Make it harder to eat."
Jiang Chen: "..."
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