MC Bookstore Chapter 299 Uchiha Madara: What does "minotaur" mean?
Chapter 299 Uchiha Madara: What does "minotaur" mean?
Chapter 299 Uchiha Madara: What does "minotaur" mean?
In the Boruto timeline, Naruto wanted Boruto and the other kids to turn around, but the singing wasn't something you could just hear by turning around—
Moreover, Naruto's brain is starting to sluggish.
Listening to Hinata's voice, like a bursting bubble, singing a high-pitched yet gentle and melodious song in "I Have to Love You," his mind was filled with memories that made his heart flutter.
The lyrics that reached her ears transformed into Hinata's repeated chants: "Naruto-kun♡~Naruto-kun♡~I love Naruto-kun the most~~".
Everyone else was practically collapsing to the ground—utterly dejected!
"Seriously, don't even put this kind of thing in there, you bastard."
The Seventh Hokage, Naruto, is also blushing. Luckily, he's wearing the Hokage cloak, otherwise he probably wouldn't be able to save face.
"How about you just play my and Sasuke's song instead?"
Sasuke: "!!!"
I really want to slap Susanoo across the face!
The innocent-looking tough guy next to him, Uchiha Obito, blushed with embarrassment.
Unlike Naruto, who lost his first kiss in his teens, this 32-year-old has no idea about having children or experiencing his first sexual experience—
My only kissing experience was with a photograph!
Because Boruto and his generation have access to a wide range of information, they can somewhat guess the reactions of adults.
They looked awkwardly at the sky, the ground, and the trees, but dared not look at each other, lest their eyes meet and become even more embarrassed.
But the comments section didn't let them off the hook either. [Oh my god, Tenten!] 10+ people thought it was great. [Tenten: ???] 10+ people thought it was great. [Hahaha, Tenten needs your love, it's like Hinata helping Tenten confess to Naruto!] 10+
People think it's great [Hinata confesses for Tenten hhhhhhh] 10+ people think it's great Boruto timeline Tenten is looking up at the sky outside her own ninja tool shop and sighs: "This is so ridiculous, I don't even know where to begin."
Honestly, aside from handing over missions, he and Naruto barely exchanged a single word!
She muttered to herself, "I really don't want to get involved in this love quadrangle involving Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, and Sakura."
[He talks about him all the time hhhhh What is true love hhhhhh] 100,000+ people think it's great The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline 1 "Pfft—" Neji next to him was amused.
She was so embarrassed that she almost dug her toes into the ground and created a double dragon shape.
"Naruto and I have barely exchanged a few words!! What the hell is true love?!"
【So good!!!】10+ people think it's great! 【Such a sweet voice! This is truly "innocent sweetness"】10+ people think it's great! 【Holy crap! I'm stunned!!】10+ people think it's great! 【Making my days exciting? Ahem, let me explain! How did Naruto make your days exciting??】10+ people think it's great! Fourth Shinobi Naruto tilts his head, looking completely bewildered: "I don't understand a word you're saying!!"
The Seventh Hokage, Naruto, blushed furiously, and to paraphrase a line from a comment on the live stream: "Can't you even explain a little bit, you idiot?!"
【I've found it! Someone's trying to drive!!!】10+ people think it's great 【It would be even more fitting if the male lead were replaced with the Raikage】10+ people think it's great In the Boruto timeline, the retired Fourth Raikage almost spat out a whole orange!
"What the hell?! How could I possibly steal a wife from that brat Naruto?!"
Even though he was over sixty years old, the Fourth Raikage's voice was still loud and clear.
The Fifth Raikage sighed, "This is a political matter between the ninja villages, so you must keep it in check, Fourth Hokage."
"Nonsense!! I'm more than ten years older than that kid's father, Yellow Flash! How could I possibly lay a hand on his son's wife!!!"
"But there's no smoke without fire—"
"You little brat, are you looking for a beating?!"
[Damn! I'm totally blown away! The uploader will reimburse my toilet paper money!] 10+ people think it's great [That voice————] 10+ people think it's great [Phantom limb————] 10+ people think it's great [Awesome!] 10+ people think it's great In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Hashirama Senju is ordered to cover Itama Senju's ears, "Those all-knowing gods are too bold. Girls in our world wouldn't dare say such things."
Tobirama Senju, who was covering Tobirama Senju's ears, sighed, "What an incredible world. There were even people who publicly declared that they wanted to have Madara's child. I don't know whether to call them bold or ignorant."
"What do you mean by that?! Tobirama Senju!" Izuna covered Myoko's ears. "Are you upset that my brother is popular?!"
The Uchiha clan's pure-heartedness may be passed down through generations. Although Madara wasn't particularly interested in matters of love, discussing these topics so openly still made him feel awkward.
"Never mind, Izuna, it was all just a joke." He said, covering the ears of his two younger brothers (one of which was covered by Susanoo).
Bullet comments—
[Pure Love is Invincible] 100,000+ people think it's great [Hinata's voice is so beautiful!] 100,000+ people think it's great [I would call this the best song in Naruto hentai!!] 100,000+ people think it's great hentai?
The ninja world doesn't understand what hentai is.
Meanwhile, Jiraiya continued to explore and learned a new skill from the comments – the HQ version of the hentai anime "Make-Out Paradise"!
[I've always been curious, did Kurama go berserk when Naruto was with Hinata?] 10+ people liked this. [By then, Kurama had already reconciled with Naruto, and might even have lent him chakra. You should ask Mito and Kushina about this.] 10+ people liked this. The topic suddenly shifted to the Fourth Hokage and Kushina.
In the timeline where Naruto is only 12 years old, the resurrected Fourth Hokage is trying to explain this to him because Naruto is curious about it.
Turning around, he inadvertently saw Kushina's flushed cheeks, and Minato decided to take some time to relive the moment.
[Hinata's voice is so captivating! I didn't even notice what she was singing; my mind was filled with hazy, erotic images.] 10+ people liked this. [This is getting exciting! Could any kind soul spare a couple of Naruto/Hinata doujinshi to help me out of this urgent need?] 10+ people liked this. After reading countless comments, the Seventh Hokage, who finally understood what this meant, angrily cursed at the sky: "Damn it! I'm not asking for this kind of thing!!"
[Call Me Sister—] 10+ people think this is great [A Valentine's Day Story (Naruto) [Chinese]
Even if I don't exist (Naruto) [Chinese]
Tsuyo Gari, Dakishimete (Naruto) [English]
[Cover image.jpg, Cover image.jpg, Cover image.jpg] 10+ people think it's great! [Why call me "Sister"?! I'll just shout: Mom!!!! I'm hungry! Food!!!] 10+ people think it's great! Although the cover image is rather unappealing, everyone knows what kind of book this is—you all know!
The Seventh Hokage, Naruto, had reached his limit and opened the button to post comments and connect with the all-knowing gods. [VIP] [Naruto Uzumaki] [You guys need to stop! This kind of thing shouldn't be spread!!] 10
100,000+ people think this is awesome! [!!] 100,000+ people think this is awesome! [The Seventh Hokage!! Testimonial!!] 100,000+ people think this is awesome! [Holy crap! Minotaur!!] 100,000+ people think this is awesome! What minotaur?!
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Madara Uchiha asked Hashirama Senju beside him, "What is a Minotaur?"
Hashirama shook his head. "I don't know. I don't think I've ever heard of that word before."
"Don't ask anything at a time like this!" Tobirama Senju warned the two. "It's definitely not a good sign."
Madara Uchiha pursed his lips. He had heard the term "minotaur" once before, which was why he asked.
There was a comment in the live chat mentioning Hashirama being a minotaur, which is why he wanted to know what a minotaur was.
[Now every post has over 10 likes, does that mean Naruto is being mentally NTR'd by over 10 people?]
[10+ people think this is great N————N What is TR?]
[If Naruto hadn't shown up, I would have forgotten that the ninjas could see it! I'm so proud of myself!] 10+ people liked this. [Awkward! I forgot too! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! I'll never post doujinshi about you and Hinata again, don't be angry, Naruto.] 10+ people liked this. Naruto nodded and pressed the speech-to-text button: "That's more like it."
[Next time I'll post one of you and Sasuke, or one of you and Gaara.] 10+ people think this is great. [VIP] [Naruto Uzumaki] [That's more like it.] 10+ people think this is great. Seventh Hokage Naruto:
Uchiha Sasuke:
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Uchiha Obito:
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Gaara from the Land of Wind in the Distant Land:
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Precocious Shinki: If my father and the Seventh Hokage get married, should I call the Seventh Hokage "Mother" or should I start calling my father "Mother" instead?
What should I do if I feel a little irritated by the thought of becoming Boruto's brother?
He was so young, yet he already had a lot of worries.
[Hahahahahahahaha!! I'm dying of laughter! So Sasuke really was the true love after all!] 10+ people think this is great. [hhhh, can't clear my name, lol.jpg] 10+ people think this is great because the Seventh Hokage, Naruto, posted a comment, and the all-knowing gods are having a blast again, with all sorts of memes...
All sorts of jokes are popping up like crazy, along with all sorts of lighthearted banter about the Seventh Hokage, Hinata Hyuga, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno.
Fortunately, the Divine Tree's bullet screen seems to have an automatic review system, filtering out all content that doesn't comply with internet regulations; otherwise, the sky over the ninja world would have turned yellow.
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Naruto from the Fourth Shinobi World War roared at the mirror wall in the Boruto timeline, "What nonsense are you spouting?! I'm an adult now! I'm going to be misunderstood to death!!"
"Hahahahaha!" Madara Uchiha laughed very loudly.
Tobirama Senju muttered speechlessly, "How can someone who's become Hokage be so unreliable?"
In some ways, Naruto Uzumaki is still better than Sasuke Uchiha, right? At least he has two children. (10 views)
What aspects do people find impressive? Almost any adult would understand.
At least four people are feeling awkward right now.
Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and Hinata Hyuga.
Sakura snapped the piece of chalk in her hand. Despite her complaints, she needed to train the medical ninjas according to the schedule.
However, this class caused her an unusual stomachache. Through the glass window, both the students and she couldn't help but watch the video and the barrage of comments.
[Sasuke never goes home, how can he have a child? I feel sorry for Sakura.] 10+ people liked this. [If I had a succubus wife like Hinata, I wouldn't even leave the house, let alone go home!!]
The fact that over 10 people liked this comment has further provoked some of Sakura's fans, who are now criticizing Hinata for becoming a housewife, making sarcastic remarks about Hinata's large breasts, love-struck tendencies, and manipulative behavior, while praising Sakura for being outstanding, having a strong female lead role, and not relying on men. They claim that if Sakura hadn't looked down on Naruto, Hinata wouldn't even be in the picture, etc.
"What does 'charming man' mean?" Hashirama asked Madara Uchiha in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline.
Although he didn't understand what it meant, he felt that those people were really going too far. In order to promote the person they liked, they were belittling another girl. Wasn't that a bit too much?
Madara Uchiha: "How should I know!"
"But they seem to like you too. I don't know why Naruto and I were attacked so badly—" Hashirama said dejectedly.
"Do you think I'd be happy to be liked by someone like that?! You idiot!!"
Madara angrily rebuked Hashirama, who became even more depressed.
Kushina and Minato are no longer on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War; they have returned to Konoha.
Seeing the arguing comments in the chat, Kushina got so angry that she cursed loudly!
Minato spoke calmly, but his expression was clearly not good.
"It seems that because of this song, many male gods who know everything have expressed their love for Hinata, which has caused some women to feel dissatisfied."
"The main problem is that Obito killed Neji earlier, but Hinata calmed down before Naruto and encouraged him not to fall for Obito's tricks."
Kushina: "So doesn't this mean that although that child looks weak, she's actually incredibly strong inside?! I heard that when Pain attacked Konoha and Naruto was in deep trouble, that child was the only one who dared to rush out and fight Pain!"
Kushina Uzumaki muttered to herself, "Of course, Sakura is a good girl too. It's those people who say all sorts of nonsense in her name who are so despicable! They say they like her, but they treat her like a boxing glove, attacking others at will!"
Minato scratched his face. "When I first arrived at the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, I also thought that Sakura with pink hair looked a lot like you, but after learning about their past, I changed my mind."
"Hmm?" Kushina asked curiously, "Why?"
Minato laughed, "Because you are stronger than me. When I am lost and confused, you will wake me up instead of calling my name, relying on me, and putting all your hopes on me. Do you remember? The first time I used the Rasengan, you couldn't suppress the Nine-Tails and just hoped that I could escape quickly."
After a pause, Minato looked at Kushina's surprised expression and said, "Compared to you, it seems I'm the one who relies on you more, Kushina."
Minato recalled the Nine-Tails' rampage, how he lost his composure and judgment after Kushina was kidnapped. Then, faced with Kushina's inevitable death, he too chose to die. He placed all the burdens on Naruto, so it's no wonder Naruto beat him up.
"Minato—" Kushina knew what Minato was thinking and sadly called out his name.
The two were deeply in love, but poor Shikaku Nara, who was planning to come to the Hokage's office on business, was caught in a dilemma: whether to go in or not!
"I can't take another day of this shift. I just want to retire right now and lie on Yoshino's lap every day watching the clouds."
While the ninjas across different timelines were chatting, and while the all-knowing gods were sending out comments like rockets, the song in the VCR never stopped.
After Hinata finished singing, Naruto's voice also came through the VCR: Uzumaki Naruto:
【Are we just too emotional and generous?♪ Or is it all arranged by fate?♪】
【We're just that kind of people by nature~♪ We just can't bear to be too obedient~♪】
In the video, as Naruto began to sing, his image became even more striking.
He removed his headband from his forehead and wore it around his neck, revealing a soft, light khaki inner layer paired with an amber-yellow trench coat. Leaning back on the stone platform, his posture exuded a carefree yet refined elegance, quite different from the Naruto everyone remembered—
"I always think Naruto is especially handsome." Ino said frankly. Naruto's image and temperament have changed drastically since he grew up, and now that he has changed his outfit, he is even more eye-catching.
Not only female ninjas, but even male ninjas thought Naruto was special.
"What exactly is the difference?"
"It's as if the seal has been broken—"