MC Bookstore Chapter 292 Haruno Sakura: Scumbag! Marriage fraud! You bastard!
Chapter 292 Haruno Sakura: Scumbag! Marriage fraud! You bastard!
Chapter 292 Haruno Sakura: Scumbag! Marriage fraud! You bastard!
Hashirama Senju:
【"I became a werewolf for you, I went mad for you, I donned a thick disguise for you, I changed my heart for you~♪"】
The lyrics are surprisingly similar to the scene in the video where Madara Uchiha awakens the Sharingan for Hashirama Senju!
["Can we ever meet again? I've prayed before Buddha for thousands of years, willing to exchange several lifetimes for one lifetime of love. I hope it can move the heavens~♪"]
Obito Uchiha clutched his stomach, laughing so hard his back shook like a sieve.
Perhaps, as an Uchiha, he was unaware of the deep-seated vengefulness within the Uchiha clan. He mocked Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju at this moment; he'd be in for a world of hurt later.
"Perhaps you should tone it down a bit?" Kakashi directly reminded Obito Uchiha not to offend Madara too much.
Obito Uchiha: "What's the big deal? I've already finished singing anyway."
Kakashi stared at Obito with dead fish eyes—
You're done singing! I haven't even sung yet!
In Kakashi's heart, there always lived a real little Kakashi, who was easily angered, easily enraged, and easily poked Obito Uchiha's forehead to teach him a lesson.
Rin smiled and reminded Obito, "No one who hasn't rapped before will sing it again~"
Obito: —
Could I really be that unlucky?
No, he's never been very lucky.
Interspersed with a cheerful little tune.
[The Uchiha and Senju formed an alliance through marriage—no, they formed a pact.] 10+ people liked this. [The price was the death of Izuna.] 10+ people liked this. [Uchiha Izuna: Sacrificing me for your relationship isn't fair, is it?] 10+ people liked this. [Tobirama: Because you didn't agree! Look at my wisdom! I'll agree first, then make things difficult for Madara after he's married, making him back down on his own.] 10+ people liked this. [Tobirama's sly face + perfect plan] 10+ people liked this. Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
"Don't use our identities to speak! Madara didn't sacrifice me to the heavens!!" Izuna roared at the barrage of comments in the sky.
Madara Uchiha was speechless, and the comments were written in Izuna's tone; for a moment, he genuinely felt a pang of guilt.
"Izuna, I really had no intention of sacrificing you to the heavens." Madara Uchiha felt he should explain further. "More than anyone else, I wanted you to live a long, long life, to die before your younger brother, like Hashirama did."
"elder brother--"
This time, Izumi felt guilty.
Hashirama whispered to Tobirama, "Tobirama, you can't make things difficult for Madara, right? I told you, didn't I?"
Tobirama sighed, rationally defending himself: "I don't remember ever deliberately making things difficult for Madara. It's not my fault that Madara is unpopular."
"Shut up! You're the one who's unpopular!!" Izuna yelled. "Your whole family is unpopular!!"
↑People often curse like this in the comments, but Izuna doesn't realize that he's just being cute.
Hashirama Senju:
["That day I saw heaven, the place where your smile is hidden. I dodged countless hunters' guns and chased away the sorrow crawling from the grave~♪"]
The VCR clip shows the battle between Madara and Hashirama at the Valley of the End.
Hashirama Senju:
["Can we ever meet again? I've prayed before Buddha for thousands of years, willing to exchange several lifetimes for one lifetime of love. I hope it can move the heavens~♪"]
These lyrics—
This mournful melody—
And then there are all sorts of bizarre comments floating by in the live chat—
As a legendary ninja, the strongest member of the Uchiha clan, and the boss of the Fourth Shinobi World War, Madara Uchiha clenched his fists in embarrassment, desperately trying to suppress his urge to punch Hashirama!
This song features the voice of Hashirama Senju, which he knows best. The editing is a compilation of his past with Hashirama, making it seem as if Hashirama is truly singing him a love song.
VCR editing —
Madara Uchiha thought he had finally defeated Hashirama. But Hashirama Senju stabbed him in the heart from behind.
Hashirama Senju:
"Can we ever meet again? I've prayed before Buddha for thousands of years. Before I cross this Bridge of Helplessness, let me kiss your face one last time."
The scene shifts to Hashirama in the original story, during the Fourth Shinobi World War, looking at the peaceful face of the dying Madara Uchiha, filled with a sense of loss and regret.
Hashirama scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed, and whispered to Tobirama and Izuna, "I really don't have those kinds of feelings for Madara. We're just good friends."
"Shut up! Thank you!" Izuna said angrily. Just for stabbing his brother in the back, he now had to desperately restrain himself from stabbing Hashirama Senju twice.
When Tobirama dealt with Madara, his words were like poison: "My brother is already married, and has children and granddaughter Tsunade. Madara's interference will only lead to his downfall."
Interfering in someone else's relationship?! Do you want to hear what kind of words you used?! Izuna almost choked with rage!
"Tobirama, I won't allow you to talk about Madara like that! I've known Madara for much longer!"
Hashirama wanted to prove Madara that he was not the intruder Tobirama claimed.
But to others, this sounded like—was Mito Uzumaki the one who intervened later?
Dozens of black lines appeared on Haruno Sakura's broad forehead: "Scumbag! Marriage scammer! Gay! Bastard!"
They were far enough away that the four bigwigs from the production team couldn't hear them, but Sasuke and Naruto beside her trembled, feeling that something was off—
Tobirama Senju, too, never learned his lesson after being repeatedly outmaneuvered by Hashirama. "Big brother! Idiot! Shut up!!"
Madara Uchiha was incredibly embarrassed throughout, while Obito Uchiha laughed non-stop until the end, unaware that his retribution was about to come.
However, as it turns out—
However, it turns out that Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju were even more unlucky.
The song "Hashirama Senju's Prayer to Buddha" has just finished—
Immediately following, the announcement of the Divine Tree bullet screen was made:
[Recommended Video: Seeking Buddha (Revised Version)]
[Singer - Hashirama Senju]
Madara Uchiha, who had been feigning death, suddenly jumped up and protested at the Divine Tree's barrage of comments: "Didn't you notice it's a duplicate?! A duplicate!!"
The little divine tree in the barrage ignored Madara's protests and simply let the heart's VCR appear in the sky above the ninja world in various timelines.
Hashirama Senju:
"This pee, let's pee on the riverbank~♪"
"What?"
Madara Uchiha was stunned from the very first move!
The video actually showed footage of him urinating as a child!
Obito Uchiha (Tobi enters the scene): "My eyes are going to go blind! You'll have to pay for my Rinnegan!"
"—" Madara Uchiha casually tossed the cake that the "omniscient gods" had given him over, smearing Obito Uchiha's face with it—that was impossible.
After all, Obito Uchiha's most overpowered ability was his ability to intangify in the Kamui dimension.
The one who suffered the most was Uchiha Sasuke standing behind him—
Because Obito Uchiha was blocking the way, Sasuke genuinely didn't see the cake Madara threw at him.
Obito escaped on the spot (using his intangible powers), and the entire 12-inch cake smashed squarely into Sasuke Uchiha's face—
The cake slowly slid off Sasuke's face. Madara smirked, feeling he should apologize, but his pride wouldn't allow him to bow down to a junior.
An awkward atmosphere rose between the two.
The purple Susanoo behind Uchiha Sasuke gradually took shape.
"Uchiha Madara!!!!"
What happened to the promise that the Uchiha clan wouldn't betray the Uchiha clan?
nonexistent.
Kakashi glared fiercely at Obito Uchiha.
Ah Fei feigned cuteness, "My fault?"
Fortunately, Madara Uchiha and Sasuke Uchiha were fighting, so Madara in this timeline didn't notice the lyrics of the song "Seeking Buddha".
But in other timelines, it's different; the new version of seeking Buddha they hear is this: Thousand-Armed Hashirama.
"I peed on the riverbank, that's where we first met~♪"
"Family feuds have kept us at arm's length, both of us carrying the hopes of our families~♪"
【"On the battlefield, we clash with each other, yet we swim and share our innermost thoughts~♪"】
[“In the blink of an eye, Izuna’s belly was ripped open and his intestines were spilling out. I panicked and committed suicide with a kunai.♪”]
Each lyric is accompanied by a visually striking image that perfectly matches its meaning.
Boruto Timeline —
Obito Uchiha was also shocked by the content of the video and the comments floating in the air.
"Will we really see something like this during the Fourth Shinobi World War?"
"Hmm." Naruto nodded. "But this shouldn't be much of a problem for the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha anymore."
"Nothing much? How could this be nothing?!"
Forget about Hashirama Senju, Obito knew exactly what kind of person Madara Uchiha was.
How could he not care?
Uchiha Sasuke: "What good will it do to care? We've tried everything, unless the issue arises before it even comes up."
Throw this mirror into another dimension, otherwise nothing can stop it from revealing the comments posted by the all-knowing gods to the entire ninja world.
"Can I throw the mirror into another dimension?" Obito tried to put the mirror into the Kamui dimension, but failed.
Naruto: "It can only be done before the topic begins, and only those who are forced to participate in the selection can go in together."
"It's not just for announcing topics," Boruto explained to Obito Uchiha in a familiar tone, "If you want to talk to the all-knowing gods, or chat with ninjas from other timelines, you can do it through this mirror."
Boruto Uzumaki not only talked about it, but also demonstrated it to Obito Uchiha.
"Hey! Boruto! Don't move!"
Naruto tugged at Boruto's shoulder, causing Boruto's hand, which was about to press the button above, to move down half an inch.
【Ding】
[Boruto Timeline Enables Donation Function]
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Obito: "????"
"What happened? Naruto!"
The Seventh Hokage sighed, realizing that Obito would soon understand without needing any explanation.
[User Uchiha Hikaru gifted Boruto Uzumaki 99 Valentine's Day chocolates] 10 people think it's great. [User Uchiha Hikaru: Hikaru Hikaru Hikaru!] 10 people think it's great. Uchiha Obito noticed the flow of space-time chakra above Boruto's head and immediately placed his hand on Boruto's shoulder, causing him to become intangible along with him.
Ninety-nine boxes of chocolates rained down on us.
Fortunately, Obito's Hollowfication prevented Boruto from being overwhelmed by the sea of chocolate.
Sarada, Mitsuki, and the new generation of Ino-Shika-Cho were surprised by the chocolates, but they were all shocked by Obito Uchiha's abilities.
Boruto was surprised and excited as he looked at his hands. "It's like they've disappeared!"
Obito carried Boruto to a place where there was no chocolate, and then removed his hand from Boruto, who found that he had turned back into his original form.
"That's amazing! Is this also a Sharingan ability?!"
Obito ignored him and instead exchanged pleasantries with Naruto, saying, "This unexpectedness is exactly like yours."
Naruto laughed heartily, "After all, he's my son."
【用户飞雷神斩打赏宇智波带土一束玫瑰花】10w人觉得很赞【用户飞雷神斩：为什幺博人传时间线里会存在宇智波带土？】10w人觉得很赞【用户旗木鸢打赏给宇智波带土99盒红豆糕】10w人觉得很赞【用户旗木鸢：难道这个博人传是带卡同人里的博人传？】10w人觉得很赞带土再次使用虚化，从小山一样的红豆糕礼盒中像幽灵一样穿出来。摞成一小堆的红豆糕上面，还有一束玫瑰花。
This rose, with its soil still looking familiar, seems strange, but I can't quite place it—
Hashirama Senju:
【"The Creation of Konoha"♪】
"The dawn of peace is breaking~♪"
【Your smile~♪】
【"Unbridled arrogance~♪"】
【"The Valley of the End~♪"】
【Let's go to the underworld together~♪】
【"Thousand-Armed Buddha~♪"】
【"Bombardment Armor~♪"
Boruto Timeline —
Although it still has the melody of praying to Buddha, the lyrics of this song are clearly more customized.
Kakashi Hatake, who was enjoying his retirement in the Land of Hot Springs, had no interest in listening to the song. He lost his composure when he saw the two donations given to Obito Uchiha.
"Obito?!"
Matt Kai, who was traveling with her, was also incredulous.
"Why is it that our world is able to give Obito Uchiha a reward? Did they give him a reward at his memorial tablet?"
However, after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Konoha removed Obito Uchiha's name from the memorial stone.
Kakashi personally set up a temporary home for Obito, using the things he used as a child.
Might Guy: "No matter what, let's go back to Konoha first."
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In the Chunin Exams timeline, Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju are sitting on the night snack umbrella seats outside the dumpling shop.
Having just finished listening to "Seeking Buddha," they were immediately greeted by "Madala, Can We Meet Again? I've Been Waiting for You in the Pure Land for Decades," the melody lingering in their ears.
During this time, Madara and Hashirama dared not drink tea, for fear of hearing some strange lyrics or seeing some strange scene and being unable to help but spit it out.
Uchiha Madara:
【"Hasirama!!"】
Hashirama Senju:
"Motor's going!!"
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When the two were fighting, it felt very powerful to shout each other's names and charge forward.
"Don't shout it next time, okay?"
"Um.
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Hashirama Senju:
[“This Nine-Tails is incredibly powerful!♪”]
"I can only seal it in the palm of my hand~♪"
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: "The First Hokage!"
"Oh, Naruto, what's up?"
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Naruto scratched his head awkwardly, he couldn't very well just say: Kurama is cursing you, and cursing you in a really dirty way.
Enraged, the Nine-Tails released orange-red chakra that coiled around Naruto, manifesting as a fox head in the form of chakra.
Chakra materialized into a fox claw, which was then used to give Hashirama Senju the middle finger.
"I'll have Naruto tell you, I hate you! I hate Uchiha Madara too! You're the one I hate the most of all Ashura's reincarnations!!"
With Naruto protecting him, Kurama is going to give him a good scolding today!
"So you're saying I'm too powerful and need to be sealed away?!"
Nine-Tailed Fox pointed at the barrage of comments in the sky—
[Hashirama Senju: Kurama, your power is too great. I'm sorry, I cannot allow you to act as you please.] 10
+100,000+ people think this is great: [AK says water guns are too dangerous, just for laughs] 100,000+ people think this is great: [Hashirama Senju says the Nine-Tails is dangerous, then turns around and gives it a head pat, easily sealing it] 100,000+ people think this is great: [The biggest bug in Naruto is Hashirama Senju, a walking, talking god tree who says the Nine-Tails is too dangerous? If Hashirama is so dangerous, why didn't he seal himself?] 100,000+ people think this is great: [Is Hashirama Senju completely unaware of his own power? hhhh] 100,000+ people think this is great: [Hashirama uses Susanoo to control the Nine-Tails, then easily handles it with one hand, then says the Nine-Tails is too strong, is that reasonable?] 100,000+ people think this is great: [Strong as the heavens, held in the palm of his hand, hilarious] 100,000+ people think this is great: "Look for yourself!"
Kurama was furious; he'd been holding it in for almost sixty years! He pointed to the barrage of comments in the sky, telling Hashirama Senju to take a good look.
"You made them all laugh!!"
"Hahaha," Hashirama laughed, defusing the awkwardness. "Sorry, sorry~"
[It's strange that Kurama (the Nine-Tails) likes Naruto, Hashirama Senju, and all the previous Jinchuriki, but only Naruto wants to be friends with Kurama.] Kurama, whose comment had been upvoted by over 10 people, was embarrassed to see this comment suddenly appear in the comments section.
Shrink back down, it's like running away.
Heng should back down; it would be a real loss of face for him.
"Who said that?! Who said I like Naruto?! I have no intention of being friends with Naruto! You bastard!"
"Henry is going to talk nonsense!"
[Haha, if Kurama saw this, he'd definitely deny it outright.] 10+ people liked this. Kurama: "!@#￥%———" (So angry he's confused)
Fortunately, the lyrics of the song in the VCR were explosive enough to quickly attract the attention of the all-knowing gods, who continued to post other comments.
This also diverted the attention of the ugly ninjas.
Hashirama Senju:
【"This is a stab in the back, Madara is arrogant and deceitful~♪"】
【"I also suffer through long, sleepless nights~♪"
【"The Leaf Village is thriving and flourishing, displaying its splendor~♪"】
【"Every day, I'll accompany Mito in using forbidden sealing techniques to beat up Tobirama~♪"
Tobirama Senju turned his head and scoffed, "Hmph!" He hated older brothers the most!
"Hahahaha," Hashirama patted Tobirama's fur collar in a comforting gesture.
If God, who knows everything, could not see the two's actions, he would surely find it familiar—this is not the cover of "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute".
He turned to Tobirama, who was being difficult, and asked, "Hashirama-nii, did you often beat up Tobirama-nii when I was around?"
Seven-year-old Hengdao's small face had big, dark eyes staring intently at Senju Hashirama.
Hashirama quickly explained, "That's not true! Don't listen to the nonsense in the comments. Anyone can learn Tobirama's second technique, which is why I sealed it. As for the Seihun technique, it was Tobirama who made it available." Beating up Tobirama is even more likely!
One-click three-link technique between pillars.
"Hendor is still missing."
Kowama nodded, and Tobirama smiled and ruffled his light brown short hair.
As Haozhujianheng said in the second half of the sentence—
"When I spar with Tobirama, I only use one-tenth of my power. Otherwise, I might hurt Tobirama!" Hashirama said earnestly. Tobirama: "Uh—"
Hashirama Senju:
"But I really want to go back to my childhood~♪"
"You and I stand shoulder to shoulder on the riverbank."
The sudden emotional outpouring resonated with Hashirama.
The original timeline of the final valley—
Madara Uchiha efficiently assigned the recent tasks, and under his high-pressure and intimidating influence, even some complicated matters became very simple.
Standing atop the Hokage Building, he couldn't help but long to return to his childhood, to the carefree days when he only had Madara and Hashirama.
It's time for the festive little tunes again.
A flood of comments and criticisms poured in—
【Madara is so handsome!】100,000+ people think it's great. 【Madara and Hashirama are standing together, what do the other villages have to do with it?】100,000+ people think it's great. 【Actually, if you think about it carefully, Madara's approach would be correct if there were no Infinite Tsukuyomi, but unfortunately Hashirama agreed.】100,000+ people think it's great. 【It's not that simple, which is why Madara took a different path to find the Infinite Tsukuyomi.】100,000+ people think it's great. 【This cheerful little tune always makes me laugh, especially when it's paired with the animation or the scene where Madara single-handedly surrounds 10,000 ninja allies. *tongue out* 100,000+ people think it's great. 【Battlefield Rose, so cool!】100,000+ people think it's great. 【Have you seen my prime?】100,000+ people think it's great. 【Do you want to dance too?】100,000+ people think it's great. Fourth Shinobi World War Uchiha Madara looked at the comments in the sky, feeling slightly embarrassed, wishing he hadn't said those two sentences before.
"It was completely turned into a joke by those all-knowing gods."
Madara Uchiha sighed.
[Looking back at the anime of Madara and Hashirama's battle at the Valley of the End, when Madara thought he had a slight advantage over Hashirama, his smile was quite genuine, and he didn't seem to have any intention of killing Hashirama further.] 100,000+ people found this very helpful. [Perhaps it's because he possesses Indra's chakra? It seems like he was designed to be unable to truly harm his younger brother; when Hashirama was about to commit suicide, his body acted faster than his brain to stop him.] 100,000+ people found this very helpful. Original Timeline 1 of the Valley of the End (Hashirama commits suicide at the Valley of the End, and Tobirama is unintentionally turned into a woman by Madara's voice actor, Kai.)
Madara Uchiha silently watched the barrage of comments in the sky.
He understood some of the things Henry meant, but Henry's desire to kill Hashirama seemed to pierce through his mind.
But this time, Hashirama didn't leave him a chance to stop himself—
It's alright, Tobirama Senju's voice actor power can revive Hashirama.
Madara Uchiha, who is always a man of action, went back to find someone!
Lyrics (The word count is included as a bonus, so please rest assured).