Chapter 205 Your brother dares to eat shit! My brother dares to eat it?!
Chapter 205 Your brother dares to eat shit! My brother dares to eat it?!
Chapter 205 Your brother dares to eat shit! My brother dares to eat it too?! (Seeking monthly votes)
The reanimated Hashirama, whom everyone had already decided to keep, actually...
He actually went and tried to get on good terms with Obito Uchiha?
After racking his brains for a while, Madara finally realized! Hashirama was looking for an opportunity to have Obito revive him!
As mentioned in the comments, Obito, the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, can revive someone without them dying!
It might even be possible to exploit a bug and revive people infinitely!
That's so insidious! Hashirama!!!
When Madara Uchiha was so angry that he unleashed his fury on the spot, his five younger brothers were so amused that they laughed until they gasped for breath.
A major crisis has quietly crept into the breakup timeline in Nanagawa.
Because they didn't pay attention to the mirror, the Senju and Uchiha clans had no idea what happened during the Fourth Shinobi World War.
The rumors and gossip generated by the barrage comments alone are enough to give both clans a run for their money among the hundred clans of the ninja world!
Thinking about the comments about Hashirama and Madara's future fighting power.
Senju Butsuma and Uchiha Tajima were determined to protect their two eldest sons, and they even considered using their second son to impersonate their eldest son as a cover.
But plans can't keep up with changes.
Little did they know that only three days later, Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha would vanish into thin air right before their eyes.
Three days have passed, and Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju have almost forgotten the strange multiple-choice question they had just answered.
When asked what their relationship is, the options are brothers, friends, lovers, and enemies.
Madara and Hashirama, the two boys, were teleported into the wooden house and immediately saw each other.
"Madara!" "Hashirama?!"
To their surprise, both realized that their sudden appearance here had nothing to do with each other.
"here it is---"
The two looked around and saw an empty wooden house.
The wooden house is quite large, with a fence-like entrance that prevents people from getting out, but water can flow in from one end and out from the other.
It's like having a river inside the house.
Besides, there was a sliding cabinet in the room. Hashirama found two blankets inside, along with many neatly arranged ninja tools and some other tools whose purpose they couldn't understand.
The house had a door but no windows. As a child, Ban was very impatient and immediately tried to open the door to go out.
Of course, the door can't be opened.
"Hashirama, get out of the way!"
Madara glared with his Sharingan, and after a few hand seals, he unleashed the Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique!
A huge fireball hurtled toward the door, the heat making Hashirama's face hot and burning.
Even so, it had no effect whatsoever.
Don't say the Great Fireball Technique is useless; I even tried the Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation Technique during the Fourth Battle against Madara Uchiha!
There wasn't even a black mark on that wooden house.
"Madara! Wait a minute!" The mushroom-headed Hashirama behind him tried to put his hand on Madara's shoulder, but Madara turned around sensitively and slapped away the hand that was reaching for him.
"I told you not to suddenly appear behind me!"
"I'm sorry."
"Forget it, let's figure out how to escape from here first."
[“Nanka River Breakup Timeline: Madara Uchiha considered Hashirama Senju his brother, while Hashirama Senju considered Madara Uchiha his friend.”]
“!!!!!!”
Ban then noticed a mirror on the roof that was spying on them!
"That's what I wanted to show you," Hashirama said. "Isn't this the one we had to choose from three days ago?"
"Of course! He already stated the choice we made back then!!"
Perhaps because he brought up the matter of feeling that Hashirama was his brother, or perhaps because he felt that he was not as perceptive as Hashirama, Madara was somewhat embarrassed and angry.
Because he didn't know whether it was an enemy or something else, Hashirama no longer acted as easily as before, becoming depressed.
He stood with Ban, waiting for the little divine tree in the mirror to continue speaking.
[“Both Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha answered—”]
"—An error."
They're neither friends nor brothers!
The two exchanged a glance—
The correct answer? So it really is the enemy?!
The correct answer? So it really is the enemy?!
The two teenagers were immediately filled with regret, pain, and even hatred for the times.
[Topic: What is the relationship between Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju? Final discussion result:]
"Hashirama, although it wasn't a long time, I was very happy. Let's forget about this time we spent together."
【"Lovers!"】
"But I'm happy, let's be lovers—"
Continue to enjoy the battle as the enemy.
Madara Uchiha continued speaking his thoughts until he realized that something seemed off.
He even doubted whether he had heard correctly and didn't take the option of a lover seriously.
Until he turned his head, he saw incredulous surprise in Hashirama's eyes.
There's another thing, but they can only see a small divine tree in the mirror of Milky White, while the ninjas on this side of the Fourth Shinobi World War can see everything happening in the room through the mirror wall!
Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju not only showed no sympathy for the two boys, but were actually amused by their reactions and burst into laughter.
Tobirama: "The interior of the room is completely different from when we went in; I guess the punishment will be different too."
Only Izuna, an honest man, was worried about whether his older brother, whom he had grown up with, could pass the test smoothly.
The funniest one is young Uchiha Madara. After learning that the correct answer was that he and Hashirama were lovers, his face turned bright red as he looked at the two quilts in the closet.
"A room where you can't leave without doing something! Could that 'something' be—.—"
"Ughhhhh!! Get this weird image out of my head!!!"
Looking at the reflection in the mirror, the young Uchiha Madara, his face flushed, kept hitting his head.
Sitting cross-legged in front of the mirror, Hashirama turned his head and asked Madara, "What are you thinking about? Why are you reacting so strongly?"
Madara Uchiha: "How should I know!"
Even if I knew, I couldn't tell anyone!! My 6- and 7-year-old brothers are still here!!
Learning such irrelevant knowledge in advance does them no good for their physical and mental development!
If Tobirama Senju had known that Madara Uchiha had this kind of awareness, he probably would have recommended him to become a ninja instructor in Konoha.
It's not a loss if you don't produce outstanding students; it's a gain if you produce one who will kill his teacher.
In the timeline of the breakup in Nanga River, Tobirama Ichiju and Izuna Uchiha panicked and immediately told their respective fathers about their older brother's disappearance.
Senju Butsuma and Uchiha Tajima immediately rallied the entire clan to search for Hashirama and Madara's whereabouts.
The two boys, trapped in the room, faced the biggest challenge on their path to adulthood.
【"punish-"】
"Please, Madara Uchiha, cure Hashirama Senju's depression."
"Please, Hashirama Senju, cure Madara Uchiha's inability to urinate when someone is watching him from behind."
Such a strong sense of malice!!!
"No wonder there's a flowing river! It's so Madara can pee here!" Hashirama shouted.
Madara Uchiha was so angry he wanted to punch Hashirama. "Shut up! You're annoying, you know that?!"
"Huh!!" Hashirama shrank back in fright, then slumped in a corner. "I'm sorry, I didn't know I was so annoying to you—"
"Never mind, anyway—"
"So if you can, please learn how to pee smoothly as soon as possible so we can get out of here sooner."
During the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, everyone wanted to look in Madara's direction and see his expression.
Was he really this innocent as a child?! And so easily fooled! He was the kind of person who would explode at the slightest provocation from the First Hokage!
And the First Hokage!
We had no idea you were this cheeky when you were a child.
Uchiha Izuna asked Senju Tobirama, "I'm curious, does your brother talk to you like that too?"
"Just ignore him, and he'll get bored on his own in a little while."
So mature! Such a cold-blooded answer!!
No wonder the comments are saying the love between the Senju brothers is rather ambiguous!
While everyone's minds were wandering, Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju from the breakup timeline in the Nakagawa River had already begun their practice.
Timeline of the breakup between Nanagawa and others —
Hashirama was relatively easier; Madara was responsible for finding various ways to provoke him and make him depressed until he became indifferent to these stimuli.
They will stop being depressed and will even rebel directly.
Compared to that, freckles are much more troublesome.
First, he needs to urinate. The two people in the room always have clean, clear water in their water glasses.
Simple foods are also prepared.
Before he was ready to bully Hashirama, he had already drunk more than ten cups of water.
"I can't stand you! You have such an annoying habit, and I have to help you correct it!"
(Dejected) "I'm sorry, I don't want you to hate me either."
"Never mind, the comments say we were brothers in our past lives, which is roughly the same as you and Izuna, so I'll just treat it as helping Izuna with special training."
"Thank you, Ban, you're such a kind person."
"But Izuna is much smarter than you! And my little brother is very cute! He follows me around calling out 'Brother, Brother' nonstop."
(Dejectedly) "I'm sorry, I'm not as cute as Izuna as my younger brother."
Madara felt a little embarrassed after Hashirama said that.
"Ah, you have your cute qualities too, but you're just a little less so than Izuna."
Hashirama pouted, "When it comes to cuteness, my little brother won't lose either. Tobirama trusts me, his older brother, a lot! He even sneaks into my bed and makes me sleep with him!"
In the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War, everyone's eyes were fixed on the serious Second Hokage.
"Don't talk nonsense with such a straight face! When did I ever crawl into your bed?!"
"Of course! It was that time! The night before your first mission!"
"That's because you, eldest brother, changed the positions of our bedding without permission!"
"No matter what, you still crawled into my bed!"
"Are you a child?! Can't you be a little more mature?! Don't make a fool of yourself in front of the younger generation! Or do you think this is funny?!!"
That was a really harsh insult.
Not only was Hashirama so frightened that he became depressed, but even Madara and Izuna dared not utter a sound.
Madara even thought that Hashirama might be scolded to tears, seeing the two brothers turn their heads away, arguing and ignoring each other.
Izuna whispered to Watama and Itama if they would be alright.
The reply was: "Normal."
While Hashirama and Tobirama were arguing in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Hashirama and Madara were also arguing in the Nakagawa breakup timeline.
But the topics they argue about are whose younger brother is cuter, whose younger brother is more capable, whose younger brother is prettier, and whose younger brother loves his older brother more.
"When my dad punished me by putting me in solitary confinement, Tobirama would always secretly bring me food!"
"You think only your brother can do that?! Izuna will even make my favorite tofu skin sushi!"
"Tobirama would also go mushroom picking early in the morning! And make me the most delicious mushroom rice!"
"Hmph! Izuna is incredibly cute when he dresses up as a girl on intelligence missions!!"
"Tobirama is the same way! He dresses up as a girl! Even the people in his clan can't recognize him! Of course, he's incredibly cute!!"
"Ridiculous! You've seen it yourself! Your little brother isn't cute at all now that he's grown up!"
"Who says he's not cute! Besides, my brother dared to stand in front of me when Dad was about to hit me! Would your brother dare?!"
"How dare you say that! As the older brother, you're letting your younger brother protect you!"
"Just tell me, does your brother dare?"
"What's the point of comparing them! Your brother dares to eat shit! Should I say Izuna would dare too?!"
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